Friendship is magic
and I’m all out of magic
(What with all the Jacks congregating, I do believe it’s time to bring this back)
this is a homestuck quote not a problem sleuth quote isnt it?
Geoduck (Panopea generosa)
is a species of large saltwater clam native to the west coast of North America, primarily Washington. They are noted for their large phallic siphons and their apparently great taste. they are also one of the largest burrowing bivalves alive today with individuals reported growing up to 6 feet long. Surprisingly they also are one of the longest living organisms with the oldest specimen recorded living up to 168 years old. Geoducks are usually found on the bottom where they filter the water for food with their long siphons. They also apparently taste very good and are a common dish in many places.
Geoduck is arguably the most phallic creature on this planet and I really don’t appreciate you posting this without a trigger warning. I really don’t want to have to open up Tumblr to see posts like this that are just like, “BAM! Here’s a face full of phallus! By the way, did you know this phallus is delicious? Put it in your mouth, NOW.” Because that’s all I can see here.
Did you say ‘most phallic creature on this planet’?
are we just going to ignore that stuffed toy one in the middle jfc
The Secret Door could take you anywhere in the world. Only unlike completely randomised websites that drop you in the middle of the Australian outback, it’s likely to take you somewhere really, really cool.
it took me to the horizon of a city. and then i looked around and i realized…
it was a miniature city
people were standing around it and all this time i was thinking it was a real city
i got scared there for a moment
it dropped me IN THE OCEAN in front of a manta ray
I am in some turkish baths
Muscular dudes and ladies are looking at me
omfg its a guy in a donkey suit
this is a bad neighborhood
i cannot unsee the Cancer symbol
this is still bugging me
It occurred to me the other day that Karkat, the mutant red-blood, was supposed to be a limeblood.
There’s got to be some level of at the very least referential symbolic stuff going on in there.
its just like the 69 sex position except serpants with tails awwww yea